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So a good buddy of mine invited me to play Fantasy Football last year with some of his family and friends, and I gotta admit, for having missed the draft last year, I did pretty damn good. I was even one of the highest scoring teams in the league, despite having not made the playoffs. But this year is a different story, and thanks to a phone call from my friend, I didn’t miss the draft this year. Even considering he reminded me with a phone call, (Without which I totally would have missed it again) I’m still going to talk shit. So thanks man, you’ll regret it when I whoop all your asses this year! Oh, and if you were wondering about the Roy D Mercer comment in the title, its because he plays in this league.

So on to my team, and keep in mind this is a 16 player league, so pickings got slim quick! I’m going to post my team, and then the entire draft, and you tell me how I did this year. So without further ado, the team formerly known as the “Misdrafted Mis-Fits” and know currently known as the “Dogmatic Mall Clerks!”

QB Ben Roethlisberger, Pit QB

RB Joseph Addai, Ind RB

RB/WR Willis McGahee, Bal RB Q

WR Donald Driver, GB WR

WR Derrick Mason, Bal WR

TE Kellen Winslow, Cle TE

D/ST Colts D/ST, Ind D/ST

K Stephen Gostkowski, NE K

Bench
Kevin Smith, Det RB

Bench
Nate Burleson, Sea WR

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Matt Leinart, Ari QB

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Marcedes Lewis, Jac TE

Bench
Browns D/ST, Cle D/ST

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Matt Stover, Bal K

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Andre Hall, Den RB

So that’s my team, and here is the draft in its entirety:**- Represent your picks

Round: 1
(1) H-TOWN BULLIES - LaDainian Tomlinson RB
(2) San Jose Shockers - Tom Brady QB
(3) Contract Killers - Brian Westbrook RB
(4) The Bunny Hunters - Adrian Peterson RB
** (5) The Mis-Drafted Misfits - Joseph Addai RB
(6) Team Grey Pubes - Tony Romo QB
(7) Team Firecrotch - Steven Jackson RB
(8) Houston Gangsta Grillz - Marion Barber RB
(9) The Morose Middle Children - Frank Gore RB
(10) In Your Head Tye Dye - Clinton Portis RB
(11) Doctor JellyRoll - Marshawn Lynch RB
(12) Cleveland Steamers - Randy Moss WR
(13) Dynamo Bum - Willie Parker RB
(14) Gothams Dark Knights - Braylon Edwards WR
(15) Texas Longhorns - Larry Johnson RB
(16) Smoken’ Arrows - Maurice Jones-Drew RB

Round: 2
(17) Smoken’ Arrows - Drew Brees QB
(18) Texas Longhorns - Ryan Grant RB
(19) Gothams Dark Knights - Peyton Manning QB
(20) Dynamo Bum - Laurence Maroney RB
(21) Cleveland Steamers - Terrell Owens WR
(22) Doctor JellyRoll - Carson Palmer QB
(23) In Your Head Tye Dye - Chad Johnson WR
(24) The Morose Middle Children - Donovan McNabb QB
(25) Houston Gangsta Grillz - Reggie Wayne WR
(26) Team Firecrotch - Eli Manning QB
(27) Team Grey Pubes - Felix Jones RB
** (28) The Mis-Drafted Misfits - Willis McGahee RB
(29) The Bunny Hunters - Larry Fitzgerald WR
(30) Contract Killers - Reggie Bush RB
(31) San Jose Shockers - Marques Colston WR
(32) H-TOWN BULLIES - Jamal Lewis RB

Round: 3
(33) H-TOWN BULLIES - Andre Johnson WR
(34) San Jose Shockers - Darren McFadden RB
(35) Contract Killers - Plaxico Burress WR
(36) The Bunny Hunters - Edgerrin James RB
** (37) The Mis-Drafted Misfits - Ben Roethlisberger QB
(38) Team Grey Pubes - Steve Smith WR
(39) Team Firecrotch - Ronnie Brown RB
(40) Houston Gangsta Grillz - T.J. Houshmandzadeh WR
(41) The Morose Middle Children - Brandon Jacobs RB
(42) In Your Head Tye Dye - Brett Favre QB
(43) Doctor JellyRoll - Wes Welker WR
(44) Cleveland Steamers - Torry Holt WR
(45) Dynamo Bum - Philip Rivers QB
(46) Gothams Dark Knights - LenDale White RB
(47) Texas Longhorns - Michael Turner RB
(48) Smoken’ Arrows - Fred Taylor RB

Round: 4
(49) Smoken’ Arrows - Thomas Jones RB
(50) Texas Longhorns - Antonio Gates TE
(51) Gothams Dark Knights - Rashard Mendenhall RB
(52) Dynamo Bum - Marvin Harrison WR
(53) Cleveland Steamers - Derek Anderson QB
(54) Doctor JellyRoll - Roy Williams WR
(55) In Your Head Tye Dye - Tatum Bell RB
(56) The Morose Middle Children - Santonio Holmes WR
(57) Houston Gangsta Grillz - Earnest Graham RB
(58) Team Firecrotch - Greg Jennings WR
(59) Team Grey Pubes - Jason Witten TE
** (60) The Mis-Drafted Misfits - Kellen Winslow TE
(61) The Bunny Hunters - Rudi Johnson RB
(62) Contract Killers - Chris Cooley TE
(63) San Jose Shockers - Laveranues Coles WR
(64) H-TOWN BULLIES - Anquan Boldin WR

Round: 5
(65) H-TOWN BULLIES - Selvin Young RB
(66) San Jose Shockers - Julius Jones RB
(67) Contract Killers - Matt Hasselbeck QB
(68) The Bunny Hunters - Tony Gonzalez TE
** (69) The Mis-Drafted Misfits - Donald Driver WR
(70) Team Grey Pubes - Calvin Johnson WR
(71) Team Firecrotch - Dallas Clark TE
(72) Houston Gangsta Grillz - Brandon Marshall WR
(73) The Morose Middle Children - Todd Heap TE
(74) In Your Head Tye Dye - Jerricho Cotchery WR
(75) Doctor JellyRoll - Jeremy Shockey TE
(76) Cleveland Steamers - Roddy White WR
(77) Dynamo Bum - Hines Ward WR
(78) Gothams Dark Knights - Anthony Gonzalez WR
(79) Texas Longhorns - Jay Cutler QB
(80) Smoken’ Arrows - Santana Moss WR

Round: 6
(81) Smoken’ Arrows - Lee Evans WR
(82) Texas Longhorns - Jonathan Stewart RB
(83) Gothams Dark Knights - L.J. Smith TE
(84) Dynamo Bum - Chris Chambers WR
(85) Cleveland Steamers - Dwayne Bowe WR
(86) Doctor JellyRoll - DeAngelo Williams RB
(87) In Your Head Tye Dye - Alex Smith TE
(88) The Morose Middle Children - Kevin Curtis WR
(89) Houston Gangsta Grillz - Marc Bulger QB
(90) Team Firecrotch - Heath Miller TE
(91) Team Grey Pubes - Limas Sweed WR
** (92) The Mis-Drafted Misfits - Derrick Mason WR
(93) The Bunny Hunters - Bobby Engram WR
(94) Contract Killers - Bernard Berrian WR
(95) San Jose Shockers - Matt Forte RB
(96) H-TOWN BULLIES - Justin Fargas RB

Round: 7
(97) H-TOWN BULLIES - Joey Galloway WR
(98) San Jose Shockers - Tony Scheffler TE
(99) Contract Killers - Chester Taylor RB
(100) The Bunny Hunters - Matt Schaub QB
** (101) The Mis-Drafted Misfits - Kevin Smith RB
(102) Team Grey Pubes - Jabar Gaffney WR
(103) Team Firecrotch - Nick Folk K
(104) Houston Gangsta Grillz - Vernon Davis TE
(105) The Morose Middle Children - David Garrard QB
(106) In Your Head Tye Dye - Deuce McAllister RB
(107) Doctor JellyRoll - DeSean Jackson WR
(108) Cleveland Steamers - Chargers D/ST D/ST
(109) Dynamo Bum - DeShaun Foster RB
(110) Gothams Dark Knights - Jason Campbell QB
(111) Texas Longhorns - Seahawks D/ST D/ST
(112) Smoken’ Arrows - Donte’ Stallworth WR

Round: 8
(113) Smoken’ Arrows - Benjamin Watson TE
(114) Texas Longhorns - D.J. Hackett WR
(115) Gothams Dark Knights - Lorenzo Booker RB
(116) Dynamo Bum - Alge Crumpler TE
(117) Cleveland Steamers - Ahmad Bradshaw RB
(118) Doctor JellyRoll - Steelers D/ST D/ST
(119) In Your Head Tye Dye - Jake Delhomme QB
(120) The Morose Middle Children - Ahman Green RB
(121) Houston Gangsta Grillz - Aaron Rodgers QB
(122) Team Firecrotch - Giants D/ST D/ST
(123) Team Grey Pubes - JaMarcus Russell QB
** (124) The Mis-Drafted Misfits - Nate Burleson WR
(125) The Bunny Hunters - Javon Walker WR
(126) Contract Killers - Reggie Brown WR
(127) San Jose Shockers - Patrick Crayton WR
(128) H-TOWN BULLIES - Donald Lee TE

Round: 9
(129) H-TOWN BULLIES - Bears D/ST D/ST
(130) San Jose Shockers - 49ers D/ST D/ST
(131) Contract Killers - Tarvaris Jackson QB
(132) The Bunny Hunters - Jon Kitna QB
** (133) The Mis-Drafted Misfits - Colts D/ST D/ST
(134) Team Grey Pubes - Vikings D/ST D/ST
(135) Team Firecrotch - Chad Jackson WR
(136) Houston Gangsta Grillz - Jerious Norwood RB
(137) The Morose Middle Children - Chris Brown RB
(138) In Your Head Tye Dye - Vince Young QB
(139) Doctor JellyRoll - Jeff Garcia QB
(140) Cleveland Steamers - Leon Washington RB
(141) Dynamo Bum - Cowboys D/ST D/ST
(142) Gothams Dark Knights - Cardinals D/ST D/ST
(143) Texas Longhorns - Reggie Williams WR
(144) Smoken’ Arrows - Sidney Rice WR

Round: 10
(145) Smoken’ Arrows - Patriots D/ST D/ST
(146) Texas Longhorns - Isaac Bruce WR
(147) Gothams Dark Knights - Shayne Graham K
(148) Dynamo Bum - Rob Bironas K
(149) Cleveland Steamers - Owen Daniels TE
(150) Doctor JellyRoll - Ricky Williams RB
(151) In Your Head Tye Dye - Amani Toomer WR
(152) The Morose Middle Children - Titans D/ST D/ST
(153) Houston Gangsta Grillz - Greg Olsen TE
(154) Team Firecrotch - Alex D. Smith QB
(155) Team Grey Pubes - Nate Kaeding K
** (156) The Mis-Drafted Misfits - Stephen Gostkowski K
(157) The Bunny Hunters - Jerry Porter WR
(158) Contract Killers - Kevin Boss TE
(159) San Jose Shockers - Vincent Jackson WR
(160) H-TOWN BULLIES - Packers D/ST D/ST

Round: 11
(161) H-TOWN BULLIES - Kurt Warner QB
(162) San Jose Shockers - Chad Pennington QB
(163) Contract Killers - Buccaneers D/ST D/ST
(164) The Bunny Hunters - Eagles D/ST D/ST
** (165) The Mis-Drafted Misfits - Matt Leinart QB
(166) Team Grey Pubes - Ben Utecht TE
(167) Team Firecrotch - Sammy Morris RB
(168) Houston Gangsta Grillz - Ray Rice RB
(169) The Morose Middle Children - Ronald Curry WR
(170) In Your Head Tye Dye - Antwaan Randle El WR
(171) Doctor JellyRoll - Roydell Williams WR
(172) Cleveland Steamers - Kenny Watson RB
(173) Dynamo Bum - Chris Johnson RB
(174) Gothams Dark Knights - Jaguars D/ST D/ST
(175) Texas Longhorns - Bryant Johnson WR
(176) Smoken’ Arrows - Shaun Alexander RB

Round: 12
(177) Smoken’ Arrows - Trent Edwards QB
(178) Texas Longhorns - Ted Ginn Jr. WR
(179) Gothams Dark Knights - Ben Obomanu WR
(180) Dynamo Bum - Matt Ryan QB
(181) Cleveland Steamers - Ladell Betts RB
(182) Doctor JellyRoll - Ravens D/ST D/ST
(183) In Your Head Tye Dye - Adam Vinatieri K
(184) The Morose Middle Children - Mark Clayton WR
(185) Houston Gangsta Grillz - Broncos D/ST D/ST
(186) Team Firecrotch - Derrick Ward RB
(187) Team Grey Pubes - Aaron Stecker RB
** (188) The Mis-Drafted Misfits - Marcedes Lewis TE
(189) The Bunny Hunters - Bills D/ST D/ST
(190) Contract Killers - James Jones WR
(191) San Jose Shockers - Maurice Morris RB
(192) H-TOWN BULLIES - Drew Bennett WR

Round: 13
(193) H-TOWN BULLIES - Darrell Jackson WR
(194) San Jose Shockers - James Hardy WR
(195) Contract Killers - Panthers D/ST D/ST
(196) The Bunny Hunters - Zach Miller TE
** (197) The Mis-Drafted Misfits - Browns D/ST D/ST
(198) Team Grey Pubes - Josh Brown K
(199) Team Firecrotch - David Patten WR
(200) Houston Gangsta Grillz - Justin Gage WR
(201) The Morose Middle Children - Phil Dawson K
(202) In Your Head Tye Dye - Bengals D/ST D/ST
(203) Doctor JellyRoll - Desmond Clark TE
(204) Cleveland Steamers - Robbie Gould K
(205) Dynamo Bum - Muhsin Muhammad WR
(206) Gothams Dark Knights - Devin Hester WR
(207) Texas Longhorns - Mason Crosby K
(208) Smoken’ Arrows - Arnaz Battle WR

Round: 14
(209) Smoken’ Arrows - Jeff Reed K
(210) Texas Longhorns - Anthony Fasano TE
(211) Gothams Dark Knights - Dustin Keller TE
(212) Dynamo Bum - Ernie Conwell TE
(213) Cleveland Steamers - Randy McMichael TE
(214) Doctor JellyRoll - Neil Rackers K
(215) In Your Head Tye Dye - Chris Baker TE
(216) The Morose Middle Children - Kevin Walter WR
(217) Houston Gangsta Grillz - Lions D/ST D/ST
(218) Team Firecrotch - Terry Glenn WR
(219) Team Grey Pubes - Raiders D/ST D/ST
** (220) The Mis-Drafted Misfits - Matt Stover K
(221) The Bunny Hunters - Lawrence Tynes K
(222) Contract Killers - David Akers K
(223) San Jose Shockers - Josh Scobee K
(224) H-TOWN BULLIES - Brodie Croyle QB

Round: 15
(225) H-TOWN BULLIES - Kris Brown K
(226) San Jose Shockers - Jets D/ST D/ST
(227) Contract Killers - Taylor Mehlhaff K
(228) The Bunny Hunters - Shaun Hill QB
** (229) The Mis-Drafted Misfits - Andre Hall RB
(230) Team Grey Pubes - LaMont Jordan RB
(231) Team Firecrotch - Shaun McDonald WR
(232) Houston Gangsta Grillz - Shaun Suisham K
(233) The Morose Middle Children - Rex Grossman QB
(234) In Your Head Tye Dye - Ben Troupe TE
(235) Doctor JellyRoll - Devin Thomas WR
(236) Cleveland Steamers - Leonard Pope TE
(237) Dynamo Bum - Saints D/ST D/ST
(238) Gothams Dark Knights - Brandon Stokley WR
(239) Texas Longhorns - Jacob Tamme TE
(240) Smoken’ Arrows - Eric Johnson TE